I’m getting…
BUM BUM BUUUM
A new processor!
*Crickets*
I don’t think that’s what they wanted to hear.
Oh well, shut your face.
My current one is a 2.1 Ghz processor, and this one is a 2.66 Ghz!
…
I think the audience (If you can call it that) is even more dissappointed. And what’s with this lack of updates?
Well, concerning the updates, I’ve had tons of school work lately. Just busy in general. I’ll try to put up an update later this week, hopefully Saturday.
Todah! The family tree is up! I put a lot (Some. Not a lot. But it took me five hours.) of work into this, so as you can probably imagine, my brain is numb. You can go to it here, or go to the page up top that says ‘A Frosty Family Tree’.
Also, I made a mistake last post. That Danita girl that I showed you guys? Her name is Lacy, and she’s Agatha’s daughter. Doh! I changed the post so I don’t look quite as stupid, but, meh.
I’m back again! Last time: Juan broke up with Artemis, Phoebe fullfilled her LTW and then promptly died, Artemis was electrocuted, Juan went through a mid-life crisis, Matthew’s imaginary friend wrecked havoc, Comet started dating Lady Gaga, and Rachel aged up.
That’s an intense opening photo if I do say so myself.
Ice: Taking advantage of all of the free effects at PicNik again?
You bet’cha.
"Where did this come from?"
Ice: Truth is, I’m sick of those imaginary friends. Simple solution: Make them real.
"Everybody! I have something I need to do!"
Matthew decided, even if he was going to embarrass himself in front of people, that he was going to prove that the person pulling all of the pranks around the house wasn’t him.
"Take this, Kiddles."
Ice couldn't take it, so he faced away.
Juan: Make it stop!
Ice: *Is unconscious*
The imaginary friend is real!
Kiddles is an evil, artistic, computer whiz. Go figure.
Ice: I least I can see him now. Before I was afraid to leave my room when it was dark.
"Don't worry Nuffy, we'll make you real too!"
Rachel made a promise to Nuffy to make him real, too.
Ice: DANGIT I FORGOT THERE WAS ANOTHER. TO THE CHEMISTRY TABLE!
"Aaaaaannddd ONE and... I'm hungry now."
Is the end near?! Ice is taking Artemis’ advice!
Ice: I don’t do diets. I work out. Like a man.
Art: It doesn’t matter if you work out all day, if you eat more food than your body can burn, you’re going to gain weight!
Ice: Psssh. That’s absurd.
Art: Fine. Don’t listen to me. When you need a forklift to get around don’t say I didn’t warn you.
"Rachel! Rachel! Wake up!"
"WHAT?! What is it that you want at this hour?!"
"You know today's Saturday; that means I'm supposed to sleep in!"
"I thought we could go ask Uncle Ice if he could make that potion." "Well, I guess so. Let's go! But NEVER wake me up on a Saturday again!"
The kidz klub.
Ice: Since when do they all eat together? Since when does ANYONE in this legacy eat together. I mean, four sims at one table? Is that a record or something.
I think it is. Even when I call the household to the meal, nobody eats together.
"Lose some weight, fatty!"
"Excuse me? Lose the sass, kid!"
Ice: Stash him in the cellar….
Art: I’m sure he was having a bad morning.
Ice: Throw away the key….
I wouldn’t bet; he’s always been like that.
Ice: And leave him to rot. My master plan.
OM NOM NOM
Does anyone remember this kid? No? Me neither.
"As I promised, here Nuffy."
*Kiddles runs up*
"Another of my kind?"
*Fixes hair*
"Hi, my name is Nuffy."
Ice: It’s a SHE?!
Yes! Nuffy’s traits are hydrophobic, excitable, and good. She’s like the polar opposite of Kiddles.
Artemis: She’s so beautiful…. *weeping*
Ice: So?! Why are you crying?
Artemis: SHE’S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
"What's up with you, goody-two-shoes?!"
Ice: Oh. Didn’t see that coming. Psych!
Art: Don’t be so mean! They’re probably the only ones of their kind!
Art: Since the kids were all grown up and weren’t toddlers any more, we took them to the park! Look at how cute they are!
The Adult Hangout
Hangin' Out
Art: Awww. Look at that. They’re getting along!
Ice: Or so you think, pretty boy.
"Building a castle... la la da."
"This is what I think of your STUPID castle!"
"THIS!"
"Haha!"
"Seriously! What is your problem, you big meanie!"
"I uh... uhm... sorry..."
Art: You know what they say about when little boys and girls fight… in means they ‘like’ each other.
Ice: For pity’s sake, think about it. One’s evil… the other good. I don’t think that’s likely to happen.
Artemis: I think you’re being narrow minded.
Ice: I think you’re an idiot.
Phoebe: I think you should all settle down!
Ice: I think you should go back to your coffin!
Phoebe: Touche.
Ice: Did you forget that I’m not a vampire anymore?
"Pffft. Women. Who needs 'em?"
"We're men!"
Matt:"The manliest of men!" Kiddles: "Say it brothuh!"
Rachel: "So then Alphonse married Lauren and they-"
Kiddles: "RAAHHH!"
*Smashing*
*Huge Smash*
Nuffy: *Starting to cry* "Why do you keep doing this?! *Hic* I just wanna play with Rachel!"
"I-I-I'm s-sorry!"
Art: I still say he’s got a crush on her. They’d be such a cute little couple.
Surprise! This is Agatha’s daughter! Her name is Lacy Aurora.
Ice: My blue hair seems much more prominent on her.
Other children at the house?! It can only mean one thing!
Art: SLUMMMBAHH PARTAAAYYYY
Spot the difference.
This is one of the questions of this post: Which one is Rachel and which one is a townie? Post your guesses below.
Art: They’re like twins! Sort of. One has that terrified, I’ve just been graped kind of look. And the hair color is kind of different.
*Music blaring*
Of course, at about 2 in the morning some teenager turned on the stereo and everybody woke up. Then they formed this circle thing around the stereo and screamed to the heavens about it.
Art: I wasn’t happy with that teen who crashed the party. The nerve of that girl!
The guys in the house are teens.
Ice: Well that was… anticlimatic.
Yeah. Well, from left to right: Matthew, Brock and Kiddles.
"I feel so badass."
The evil little Menace decided he was too cool for school, so he skipped. And he stayed out past curfew.
Art. That little… little…
Ice: What? Daffodil? Cucumber flower? Anything feminine and generic?
I see some potential spouses!
Ice: Ew. What imbreeding has been going on here?
Teenage Imaginary Friends
Yay! More birthdays! This time, Nuffy and Rachel aged up. And with further ado… I now pronounce… the 8th generation heir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice: You’re kidding me.
Nope! We’re having TRIPLE HEIRS!
Artemis: YES! ALL THE MORE BABIES TO CARE FOR!
Ice: NONONONO! NOT NOW! WE’RE SO CLOSE! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Well… you’re probably asking, so here are the traits of the heirs and imaginary friends.
***
NUFFY AURORA
Brave
Good
Hydrophobic
Excitable.
***
KIDDLES AURORA
Perceptive
Evil
Computer Whiz
Artistic
***
MATTHEW AURORA
Loves the Outdoors
Bookworm
Coward
Clumsy
***
RACHEL AURORA
No Sense of Humor
Rebellious
Friendly
Clumsy
***
BROCK AURORA
Shy
Slob
Couch Potato
Friendly
***
And there are your teenagers, but only the three biological children of Art and Juan are the heirs.
$$$$$ICE’S INTERROGATIONS$$$$$
1.) Which of the two children was Rachel?
2.) Can Ice (or me) handle three heirs, three spouses, and however many children there will be?
3.) What will happen between Kiddles and Nuffy?!
Join us next time on the Aurora Legacy!
Has enough been said? (Ice is in there so the family would stop flirting with him.)
Todah! See? I’m back from band camp! Anyways, last time: Phoebe turned bitter, Matthew’s ‘friend’ got bigger with him, I learned that Artemis literally can’t smile, and I asked a mysterious question. THAT WILL REMAIN UNANSWERED… for now. Also, I’m putting the character’s name in front of their lines to avoid confusion; this will be a HUGE help… later on.
"You can just look the answers up online, dude."
Ice: How many times do I have to comment on their parenting before it sinks in?
"I am the ruler of my kingdom!"
Art: This sure beats what he was dressed like the other day…
Ice: Yeah, what’s that? A giant bottle of perfume?
Art: No… but that’s a good Halloween costume idea. Thanks! *Scribbles idea down*
Art: But earlier he was dressed up as a princess.
Ice: Well, no wonder. Two gay parents, one of which has pink hair and wears guyliner, and the other has red, emo hair. Mix them together and you have a recipe for disaster. OR OR OR, listen to this. A recipe for TRANS-ASTER! HAHAHA! Hilarious right? I am the king of all that is amusing. I mean, do you get it? Because when you take the suffix “trans” of of “transsexual” and add it to dis-”ASTER”, you get trans-
Art: WE GET IT. JUST SHUT YOUR BLOWER!
Ice: Are you insinuating that I’m homosexual?! I’ll have you know that I’ve been married three times and- *What Gerit hears is “BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH GAY”*
*Hugs air*
Ice: First it starts with the ‘imaginary friend’, or whatever that figment of his imagination is, then he goes BAM and he’s full blown Ed Gein on us.
"LISTEN HERE YOUNGSTER"
"BACK IN MY DAY WE WALKED 70 MILES THROUGH 8 FEET OF SNOW JUST TO GET TO THE STORE. BUTT NAKED"
Ice: What is she talking about? It never snows in Bridgeport!
Phoebe: Zip it, Sunny. I was trying to prove a point that kids these days have it easy. I actually had to make my bed when I was growing up.
Hans Solo: You can thank me for that.
*BOOM*
Ice: And they’re doing what up in there?
Artemis: I gave them fireworks!
Ice: Because wood and fireworks totally go together.
"Is something burning?"
Ice: The Hag smells fun. It obviously does not compute.
Phoebe: Children need to be more disciplined. None of this playing with fire.
"So how was school today?"
Ice: Oh God… It was there. It almost touched me. EW EW EW!!!
Art: What is that thing?! Is- is that Matthew’s doll?! It is; it looks just like it!
Ice: I DON’T LIKE THIS! MOMMYYY!!!!
*Dignified Walk*
*Gold Claps*
Todah! Phoebe finally reached the top! She is now a rock star! *Guitar riff*
*Poof*
Ice: There it is again!
Artemis: It watches him sleep?! I can’t believe it!
Ice: I can’t believe his relatives sent him that!
Phoebe: I can’t believe you let him keep the doll!
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Ice, Art, Phoebe: *Glaring*
What? You were asking for it.
*BBBZZZOORRP*
Ice: Sweet, delicious, and painful. That’s how I like my revenge.
Art: What does that mean? I haven’t done anything!
Ice: You were born, that’s one.
"Oh, joyous day! My birthday!"
"Sniffle..."
Oooo. This’ll be interesting. My first mid-life crisis in this game! I hope he gets really creepy wishes, then goes to therapy, gets declared mentally unstable, then ends up in a mental hospital.
Art: You sick bastard.
Kidding Art. Just kidding.
"Suck it up, whimp!"
Phoebe unleashes her inner military personnel.
Phoebe: He needs to suck it up. When I was a girl, an entire army was chasing me. I hid in the attic and kept a journal, as that was my only solace. I managed to escape, but left my journal behind. I only went by my codename, Anne Frank.*
*I seriously have no clue how that went, but this was my best shot at it.
Ice: MY MASTERPIECE!
Meh.
Ice: It’s art!
Art: What?
Ice: No, the other art. The kind that gets hung in museums for centuries. I’ve built a little vault for it and all.
Kiddles: "You should totally prank them. It'll be hilarious!"
*Swapping shampoo*
***
Birthday!
The doll.
Rachel isn't the only one having a birthday.
Child Rachel.
She gained the no sense of humor trait.
Ice: She got one too?!
Art: Well Brock buried his.
Ice:….
Ice: So now’s there’s a zombie living beneath us?!
***
Hey Art, could you go get me some water?
Art: Uhh. Sure. It’s down the hallway, but that’s okay.
*Art walks out of room*
Well now we can get onto business. Look at this picture.
Ice: You were right! Did he lock it in?!
Yeah. I was right about the creepy stuff, right?
"Derp-derp-derp-derp-derp-derp-derp"
Art: Oh hey guys, I got your water- THERE IT IS AGAIN! *Spills water on self*
Ice: AHHH! Just kidding, they’re getting kind of old.
"I'M DONE ARTEMIS!'
"You know, I can't deal with you anymore! You're too whiny, too feminine, just too... too..."
"T-Too what?"
"TOO GAY! THERE!"
"We.. we were supposed to grow old together... together forever..."
"I can't believe it..."
Art: I-I need a moment.
*Muffled wailing*
Ice: Good thing he left. I was worried for a second.
"Ew. Don't touch me."
You’re such a good friend.
Ice: Yah, I get told that all the time.
"Matthew, and that's when GoldSmocks went to the three little llamas house."
"And the little girl lived happily ever after..."
"Good night, Matthew. Just remember... I'll always love you."
But meanwhile in another room…
"What is this?!"
"I can't be dead yet!"
She goes peacefully
I don’t know whether Ice ate because he was depressed or what, maybe it was the fact that, like Art said, you can’t eat a whole package of eclairs and an entire turkey for supper.
Ice: I am beautiful. Nothing you say will deter me.
Art: Shush, endangered white rhino. I told you you’d look like that if you didn’t take better care of yourself. Not everyone can keep a figure like me and J- JUAN I MISS YOU SO MUUCCCHHHHUHHH!!!
"I wish I could be with him again..."
"THIS ISN'T WHAT I WISHED FOR!"
Not again!
$$$$$ICE’S INTERROGATIONS$$$$$
1.) Will the imaginary friend continue to be evil?
2.) Will Juan and Artemis get back together?
3.) Will Ice finally listen to Art’s advice?!
TIME FOR TEH LULZ
Lady Gaga and Comet started going out.
Yeeahhh just ignore the fact that I spelled Matthew’s name like that in game. I’ve been meaning to change it. Anybubble, Matthew went on a field trip to the Bistro and this happened.
Join us next time!
I’ve added the Seventh generation and the links to the other heirs’ and spouses’ hairs and clothes. Just think… free custom content… *Drools*
It’s been a long time since I’ve done a post like this, hasn’t it? Well, anyways, last week I was on vacation with my family to Angel Fire, New Mexico, and this week I’m going to band camp. (Cue the ‘This one time at band camp’ jokes now.) The week after that I think I’ll be free to do a post or two, but I’ve been busy lately. Sorry for the delays.
