Wow. Look at that opening. My first non-picnik opening shot! Thank you Gimp.

I hope you all had safe, happy holidays and welcomed the New Year.

Ice: I thought you ‘Couldn’t wait to play’, and ‘There would be an update soon.”

I’ve been seriously busy lately, for whatever reason. School and family that just LOVES to know what I’m doing at every given moment has kept me busy.

ALSO. I got pictures of the spouses with traits. How’s that for fancy.

But I did them with Picnik. *Ashamed*

The couple that plays chess together… stays together?

Ice: It appears so. That’s a different kind of bonding.

Brock: CheckmateI think they’re the best couple in the legacy so far. Honestly, I do.

Our maid enjoys creeping. There wasn’t any legitimate reason for him to even be out there, anyways.

But of course, what would a legacy be without the STALKERAZZI.

*Papa-paparazzi*

*Derpybutlerentrance*

We also got a butler. I’m giving them ONE MORE CHANCE in my game because usually they end up disappearing. However, that was on the old computer, so I’m hoping they’ll stay.

This is what a normal lunch looks like for the Auroras. Molding food dishes, maybe one or two sims sitting at the table, and Brock sneaking off to eat upstairs.

"OMNOMNOMSADLKAHSGARGLE"

Ice: What a gentleman.

Ice: *Sigh*… The butler is slacking again…

I’m sure that’s it. Not like you’re hindering his efforts or anything.

He did make pie at least. Pie is always good.

Mmm. Pie.

AND the family ate together for once!

Ice: What’s up with the hairless cat sitting there?

Artemis: Me? The radiation from my job got to me!

Ice: Heehee. I can now make fun of YET ANOTHER one of your physical imperfections.

I really don’t like flirty sims.

BECAUSE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

Ice: I bet Rimon is rolling over in his grave.

BAD JUSTINA BAD

Justina: That man!

And then the butler promptly left because Matthew’s relationship with him went negative.

Someone’s a bit moody.

"Yes? Two tickets to France please!"

Sensing the oncoming arguments, I forced let Charlie and Rachel go to France.

Rachel: I sensed the tension and figured it was time to get out of there.

Of Champ Le Sims. How I ever really missed you and your tombs that are way too complicated for me.

The first place we went was to the nectary!

Ice: Mmm. Wine. I like wine.

…And of course we have the sim that makes a bee line to the alcohol.

Rachel: It’s his first time here; he wants to enjoy the culture.

"I'm fine. Shushsshhh up all yous hatersh."

I sent them both to go try and make some wine. (It’s wine, EA, wine. *ignoring the 12 and up warning*) But Charlie was apparently too intoxicated and just kept falling in the grapes.

If someone could tell me what this is, please do.

I think it’s supposed to be wine, but it doesn’t look right. So I sent Rachel to dive into it.

I think it’s wine. They’re in a winery (I refuse to call it nectary now), so it only makes sense . But I’m still wondering why it’s seemingly bottomless.

*Horrible off tune singing*

Some of the locals were in the basement, so I sent the heirs down there. Rachel, by the way, is a terrible singer.

Rachel: Excuse me? It was the altitude, not my singing alone.

I swear I am not telling him to get the booze, because I was about to send him home, away from the alcohol. I would hate to see him in a bar.

I figured that was enough time at the winery, before Charlie drank their entire supply.

Ice: You let him drive?

Rachel: I figured it was safer; my makeup needed reapplied.

The next night, I sent them out to eat dinner. at a convenience store

"The food here is great, Rachel."

The Paparazzi are still here.

"I've just got one question..."

"Marry me?"

'OH MY GOSH YES"

"Hmm. Interesting."

"I love you so much..."

*Click* *Click*

***********************

Back at home, other things are going on.

Juan ages up.

Brock looks like a derpy turtle.

And I’m forgetting something.

AND BROCK AND MARLENA GOT ENGAGED

That makes all three heirs engaged.

Now… time for a THREE WAY WEDDING! (Next post)

"Yes... yes... the grandchildren shall soon be here."

When I deleted my Facebook, this is actually the picture I used to confuse people into thinking it wasn’t me. (Can you tell how long I’ve been putting off this post?)

**********

Tahdah! The post is up! The actual playing part happened pretty much right after I put up the house tour. I’ve been lazy with the blog. I apologize.

Anyways…. questions.

1.) TRIPLE WEDDING FANTASTICNESS?~

2.) DO YOU THINK THE PAPARAZZI ARE CREEPS?

3.) DO YOU FIND ARTEMIS’ LACK OF HAIR AS HILARIOUS AS I DO?

AURORA

The house from the front.

The foyer.

Laundry Room

Down the hallway from the foyer, two arches leading to the living room/ stairs with rooms on the left.

The previously mentioned two rooms.

Charlie and Rachel's room on the left.

A bathroom on the right.

Through the archway, we come into the main section of the house.

A better view.

A bar, with doors leading to the pool on the left.

The kitchen.

The dining room.

The chess table.

Past the archways lies a bathroom, the music room and Ice's room to the right. (Unpictured)

Ice's room.

The music room.

To the left, is a stairway.

At the top of the stairs, a grand piano. Bedroom on the right.

Reading area just ahead of the piano.

A TV room to the right of the reading area.

Matthew and Justina's bedroom to the Left.

The bedroom.

Middle Room: Nursery.

Artemis and Juan's Bedroom is the southern most one.

Better view of upstairs lobby; doors to balcony to the right.

View.

More view.

The pool.

1st floor.

Aerial View of the Pool.

2nd floor.

Once again, thank you for reading. A regular post will be put up next. Hopefully the error 12 issues don’t start on this save file.

Since the heirs all are now young adults, it’s time for graduation! Pooh. I don’t see the purpose of graduation; it’s just another rabbit hole.

Ice: At least they get a graduation; back in my day, we didn’t have that. You know what we had? Nothing.

Nice to see you’re still as moody as ever.

Ice: Well, you’ve been gone for like two months. What do you expect. And what happened to you trying to finish this legacy before the end of the Summer, hmmm?

Erm… moving on.

Just a graduation picture… moving on to more exciting things.

Who’s this handsome young man? My spouse senses are tingling.

Rachel: Hmph. Let a lady handle this. I’ll get this man without help from you. It’ll just take a little… flaunting.

Ice: Nice to see that this is all it takes to get a man anymore.

Rachel: It’s what attracts him, not what’ll bag him. I’m saving that for later.

"I couldn't help but notice... you're that Aurora chick, aren't you?"

Rachel: Hook, line, and sinker. I’ve got you, Charlie Milligan.

**

Matthew’s got something else on his mind…

Ice: You look a bit nervous there, Matthew. Did you leave your hand sanitizer at home?

Matthew: I’m not going to tell you, I’m – Oh God, I think I’m going to throw up because I’m so nervous. If I faint, catch me.

"So... we've been dating a while, Justina."

"Oh, these are lovely, Matthew!" "Wow~ Romance! Let's hope it doesn't turn Bad..."

"I love you Justina. Nothing can ever change that. Which is why I'm going to take a risk and ask you..."

"Justina Xu- Bumble, will you-"

*Flails*

"Will you marry me?"

"YESYESYES!!"

Todah! Justina has officially moved in! However, no children yet. I also am too lazy to write down her traits, so you’ll get that next time.

"Ew, dead grandmother."

"Wait, dead grandmother?!"

"Eek!"

*Thud*

Ice: I’m still wondering: How are you related to me?

Matthew: Nothing wrong with being a bit scared at times.

Ice: Please, you fainted when the toast popped out toaster.

Matthew: ONE TIME. ONCE.

*Is teetering and tottering*

Rachel: I’ve got to fit some romance in there too. It can’t just be based on lust. We need this relationship to work.

Rachel:…. Okay I gave in. He’s just so FINE.

Ice: Seriously? His hair looks like a greasy towel? And what’s with his clothes? He looks like  he buys his shirts in packs of three at Walmart.

Rachel: We all have our preferences… If I recall you married a middle aged woman with a bulbous nose and pufferfish lips.

Ice: An elephant never forgets, does he…. *grumble grumble*

Ice: *Is speechless*

Artemis: NOW YOU WAIT JUST A MINUTE YOUNG LADY. Children play in that! That’s disgusting! Oh, I need a shower. Shower now, need shower….

Rachel: Well you better get used to it, he’s living with us now.

Artemis: You’re kidding. Please be kidding. You aren’t even boyfriend and girlfriend, are you?

Rachel: *Points to finger.* See this ring? We’re going stready.

Artemis: *Groan.*

Muh muh, Marlena.

Oh look. Marlena. My favorite sim at the moment. I don’t know, she just is so… cute I guess is the word.

Ice: That’s not a good word to use.

That’s the only word I can think of, really.

Gosh, I can’t get over how much I favor her over everyone else. Does anyone else have “Sim crushes”? Hopefully I don’t sound as ridiculously nerdy/creepy/lonely saying that as I think I do.

Anyways, here’s a photo of the entire household, which has 9(!) sims in it. 

Thank you for reading! Next time, better pictures.

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What’s this? A picture from my ACTUAL LIFE?

I got the computer! Well, it was a bit of a hastle after I got it. I couldn’t get the software to install correctly, and then the video card wasn’t showing up so I had to open up the tower and snap it into place, and then the monitor wouldn’t turn on, and it was frustrating me. I finally got it… after three hours. But oh well! I still lurve it.

Now you can all see Ice’s face in terrifyingly high quality. I am not responsible to any damage to your retinas.

Maybe I should elaborate…

My computer has never ran the Sims to begin with. It has a 2.1 ghz processor, and the video card is crap. Every time I play the game, I have to prop up my laptop with a book underneath so that the entire thing doesn’t overheat. It gets annoying to say the least.

I’ve been having to slowly take my expansion packs off my computer just to make my game bearable to play. So when pets comes out, I would take off Ambitions, put on Pets.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS.

LET THE ANGELS SIIIING

THIS IS WHAT I HOPE TO BE GETTING.

I’ll be broke, but who cares.

WEWTS FOR ALL.

Tadah! I’m back! I’m making up for not giving you guys a post for such a long time. I’ve been doing some work on the site too. The new header is better than the last one, and there’s a new background.

Last time, we had a random make out session between Kiddles and Nuffy, prom happened, after prom was a party where my goody-two-shoes sim daughter called the cops, and Matthew got a girlfriend.

Art: "AAH!"

Ice: Smell that air. It smells like home. That and air pollution.

Note to self: Never use Bridgeport for a legacy home. It gets really really laggy when you’re about 3 generations in. So I said to myself, what better way to end a legacy, than to end it where it was started. Now, this is still Sunset Valley, but it’s a remodeled version. It’s found here. I really recommend that you download it. It’s got bars and residents from other towns.

Now for this save file, I deleted everyone in the town so that I would have a more diverse population. I still brought some family and friends from Bridgeport, though.

I invited Justina over, after I gave both her and Matthew new outfits.

"Hey... I missed you Justina."

"Surprise!" "These are for me? They're wonderful!"

"Thank you, Matthew."

Artemis had some unfinished business with Juan.

"Juan... I need to ask you something. It's really important."

"Juan Moses Bimble..."

"Will you take me back and make me the happiest man in the world?"

"I will, Artemis. I was stupid then"

"I've missed you Juan... But first, we need to get you a new outfit."

Ice: You’ve really got a point there. Juan isn’t exactly, er, ‘young’ anymore.

Art: I can’t help but agree with you there. He was starting to look like this…

Art: Course, that’s what you’d look like if you hadn’t followed my diet advice.

Ice: That’s it; lard in all your food. See how you like being fat.

"Hmm. We want an outfit that compliments your figure, while bringing out your good features."

HOLY JESUS ITS MY DAD IF HE WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS LESS AND WAS TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER.

"Thanks for the makeover, hun."

Ice: Can we have less homo-erotic imagery please? I think this is making me sick.

You know I have the power to link every single word in that last line of yours to a gay porn site, you know.

Ice: I mean, uhm, woo. Go Art. *Apathy*

"Since Art and Juan are together again... who's to say we can't be together?"

"You mean it?! We're officially a couple now?!"

Both thinking: "I'm SO updating my Facebook relationship."

Ice: It’s like you can actually SEE that’s he’s not entirely made up of pure evil. *Remembers all the fat jokes Kiddles made at Ice*

Art: *Swooning* Awww…. Young love. I’m jealous.

/sassy gay friend reference/

Ice: My thoughts exactly.

Here’s a full length photo of Juan. I think I did a pretty good job with him.

Art: I guess I got lucky with who I married. He doesn’t look like he’s aged a bit.

Ice: BULL. He has gray hairs! Look at the wrinkles.

*Cough* I think someone’s being a stupid bitch. *Cough*

Art: That show isn’t funny and it NEVER WILL BE!

Ice: I’m just sure that the sassy gay friend meme was based off of Artemis.

This sim here is named Marlena Situp-Slayer. She interests me. She just looks… kind of odd yet beautiful.

Ice: The word you’re looking for is ‘emo’.

No, she’s just different. Anyway, Brock, going against his shy nature, wanted to ask her something.

Brock: *Really fast* "Marlena I've always liked you since I first laid my eyes on you and it would make me the happiest man in the world if you would date me!" *Pant*

 Ice: Well someone gets right to the point.

"I'd love to, Brock. You know... I've always kind of liked you."

"I can't believe I just got a date! I need to go tell my mom!"

"What's wrong with these kids?!"

Matthew and Rachel: *Are intense*

Lainee: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

The next day there was a field trip to the bistro. Nothing much else happened. A few notifications stating, “PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, KIDDLES.” and that was it.

Ice: He’s not exactly the kind to be trusted with a knife if you haven’t figured that out by now.

OH MY GOD BIRTHDAYS 8TH GENERATION IS NOW IN CONTROL

Ice: What’s with those heels on Rachel? Is she gunna be working the corner sometime soon? Har har har…

Rachel: Well when you’re only five feet tall you get tired of being called short.

*Roaring applause*

Ice: Oh sure, eighth generation gets an applause but not me. Typical.

Brock: *Belch*

Matthew: Ahh! Stomach gasses! Those are harmful to breathe in! *Holds breath*

Ice: OH MY GOD GET THEM OUT. THERE’S NO ROOM IN HERE.

The adult versions of Kiddles and Nuffy.

Since the house was soon going to be full of screaming, whining babies, I forced allowed Kiddles and Nuffy to get married before moving them out.

Brock invited his newly aged up date over.

"Tadah!" "Oh Brock! You didn't have to get these!"

"Marlena, I know we haven't been together long... but I feel like there's a spark between us. Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"Of course, Brock. Of course."

******
OK. Now, since all of the heirs are aged up, here is how I’m deciding who the 9th generation heir will be.

Rachel, Brock, and Matthew: Huh? So Soon?

The first one of you to have a child… is the winner.

All: *Alarmed*

*********************

$$$$$$ICE’S INTERROGATIONS$$$$$$$

1.) Who do you want to win?!

2.) Do you think that Marlena is as interesting as I do?

3.) Who will Rachel decide to marry?

 I’m feeling crabby right now. Hence the title. Yeah, I even made a crappy, cheesy opening shot.

Ice: My gaydar is going off.

Ice’s Gaydar: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Artemis: HeEeeeeEeeeyyyy!!! *Hand flip*

Ice: I think I found the cause.

LAST TIME: PEOPLE AGED UP. ICE HAD A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE TRIPLE HEIRS. NUFFY AND KIDDLES HATE EACH OTHER.

Ice: YOU CAN STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS NOW.

Ice: Who is this chick?

 That’s Rachel. Her awesome panda hat kept crashing my game. So this makes me a sad panda. (Rimshot)

Artemis: She also got plastic surgery for her birthday.

Ice: WHAAAAAAAAT?!

Art: Did you see her chin? Gurl got probluhmz.

I have a need to point this out, but my Lady Gaga addiction has made me notice that she kind of looks like her in her Music video “Yoü and I” (Which was filmed in NEBRASKA. NEBRASKA PEOPLE. Which is like 10 miles from my house. CAN YOU TELL I’M EXCITED? It’s arguably my favorite music video. )

Notice the background and road. That’s essentially the scenery in a 20 mile radius around my house.

Well, now that I’ve gotten you all off topic. BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

"Oooh. I'm Nuffy, and I'm a goody two shoes who like ponies and loooove stories."

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" "What? There's something in my ear."

Ice: Some old, same old. These two will never change.

Artemis: You should give them a chance. Maybe they’ll settle their differences and move on.

Art: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

Ice: Where did this come from?!

Phoebe: This is fun. Maybe opposites do attract?

Ice: IN MY BED? COME ON!

Art: Cum on what?

Ice: SHUT IT ASSWAD.

Art: I will get revenge for all the gay jokes.

*Thud*

Ice: This explains it…

Art: Explains what?

Ice: Why I woke up on the floor, not remembering anything. IT’S ALL CLEAR NOW.Guess who this nerd is?

Take a good, long look at it.

Ice: Whatever it is, it needs some surgery to its face.

….

That’s my sim’s daughter.

Ice: HA! Don’t make me laugh. Everyone knows your daughter would be much more ugly.

Art: Oh, she’s so responsible. Except that damn Juan took her job.

Ice: Why is he even still in this house?

Art: I uh.. the… uh… the kids need another parent in the house. Yeah, that’s it. A strong household has two parents at least.

Ice: Okay. Whatever. Because if you still liked him…

Art: NO! I mean, uh, no. I don’t like him. Nope. Not at all.

Ice: You’re a terrible liar.

Art: Fine. I still like Juan. Happy now?

Ice: Very. Now go scamper off and play.Ice: Look like it’s that time of the month for a certain someone…

Art: You’ve got the wrong anatomy there, honey.

Ice: Whatever. Why’s he so pissy?

Art: Juan’s been in a bad mood lately and needs an excuse to blow off some steam. 

Ice: So he takes it out on Kiddles?

Art: Exactly.

Ice: I’m starting to like Juan more every second.Art: *Sigh*

Ice: Trying to rekindle a dead romance? Nice try. Well, if you’re going to do it, better hurry. You’re looking kind of old there.

Art: W-What?! *Looks in mirror in makeup pouch* I’m not getting wrinkles!

*Girly Scream*

 Ice: You sure this kid is a guy?

Art: Yes! *Puts hands on hips* He’s just a bit feminine.

TONIGHT AT 8

MANGLED REMAINS OF 10 YEAR OLD CHILD FOUND ON SIDE OF INTERSTATE

MORE UP NEXT

PROM!

Ah Prom. Something I love/hate. I like the actual event, but everything before it makes me sick. I don’t care if you can’t find a date. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I get nauseous when prom is mentioned.

Anywho, the notifications.

Were there drugs at this party?

Or maybe he just saw this…

Um. I’m pretty sure there were some mild hallucinogenics involved.

MUST. NOT. POST. GAGA RELATED GIFS.

That made me sad. Matthew is easily my favorite of all the heirs. Be kinder to him, game.

Ice: Either he’s gay or insane. Take your pick.

OH HELL NAW.

All of the teens got arrested. But when they got home… the adults weren’t there. 

Ice: Hmmm. Free vacation… house full of teens…. free vacation…. house full of teens. Which sounds better?

Matthew’s bad luck from last night turned around. A girl named Justina saw him stumbling around on the dance floor, and though he was cute,

Ice: WAIT WAIT WAIT. Did you say ‘girl’?

Art: *Facepalm*

"REALLY? A DATE?!"

"You're really a nice guy. I thought you'd be a goofball after watching you last night."

"So... today was nice. Would you like to come over to my place tonight? My sister's throwing a party."

 Ice: MATTHEW SAY WHAT NOW

Ice: GUNNA KILL THEM WHEN I GET HOME.

Art: YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT?

Levar: *STARE*

Ice: He’s one of those kids that stays in his mom’s basement playing World of Warcraft, lives on a sole diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos, and starts shaking and farting uncontrollably whenever he sees a girl.

(Yeah, I know. Miss Misserie already had a party in her last chapter, but I’d had these pictures in my folder already, so I honestly don’t care. I was going to do this before she put hers up.)

Art: Quick to judge, aren’t you.

Ice: That’s my game.

Ice: And she was there why?

Oh. My daughter? She called the cops.

Ice and Art: NO WAY! THAT’S AWESOME!

"COPS! COPS! EVERYONE OUT!"

"COME ON! OUT OUT OUT!!!"

*Traffic Jam*

*Make out music*

"Look at that one, Kiddles."

Ice: At least this isn’t a relationship based on lust. Maybe it’ll work…

*******************

1.) Will Kiddles and Nuffy’s relationship work out?

2.) What will Ice and Art do to the kids?

3.) The spouses of the kids?!

BUM BUM BUUUM

A new processor!

*Crickets*

I don’t think that’s what they wanted to hear.

Oh well, shut your face.

My current one is a 2.1 Ghz processor, and this one is a 2.66 Ghz!

…

I think the audience (If you can call it that) is even more dissappointed. And what’s with this lack of updates?

Well, concerning the updates, I’ve had tons of school work lately. Just busy in general. I’ll try to put up an update later this week, hopefully Saturday.

Also, I made a mistake last post. That Danita girl that I showed you guys? Her name is Lacy, and she’s Agatha’s daughter. Doh! I changed the post so I don’t look quite as stupid, but, meh.

I’m back again! Last time: Juan broke up with Artemis, Phoebe fullfilled her LTW and then promptly died, Artemis was electrocuted, Juan went through a mid-life crisis, Matthew’s imaginary friend wrecked havoc, Comet started dating Lady Gaga, and Rachel aged up.

That’s an intense opening photo if I do say so myself.

Ice: Taking advantage of all of the free effects at PicNik again?

You bet’cha.

"Where did this come from?"

Ice: Truth is, I’m sick of those imaginary friends. Simple solution: Make them real.

"Everybody! I have something I need to do!"

Matthew decided, even if he was going to embarrass himself in front of people, that he was going to prove that the person pulling all of the pranks around the house wasn’t him.

"Take this, Kiddles."

Ice couldn't take it, so he faced away.

Juan: Make it stop!

Ice: *Is unconscious*

The imaginary friend is real!

Kiddles is an evil, artistic, computer whiz. Go figure.

Ice: I least I can see him now. Before I was afraid to leave my room when it was dark.

"Don't worry Nuffy, we'll make you real too!"

Rachel made a promise to Nuffy to make him real, too.

Ice: DANGIT I FORGOT THERE WAS ANOTHER. TO THE CHEMISTRY TABLE!

"Aaaaaannddd ONE and... I'm hungry now."

Is the end near?! Ice is taking Artemis’ advice!

Ice: I don’t do diets. I work out. Like a man.

Art: It doesn’t matter if you work out all day, if you eat more food than your body can burn, you’re going to gain weight!

Ice: Psssh. That’s absurd.

Art: Fine. Don’t listen to me. When you need a forklift to get around don’t say I didn’t warn you.

"Rachel! Rachel! Wake up!"

"WHAT?! What is it that you want at this hour?!"

"You know today's Saturday; that means I'm supposed to sleep in!"

"I thought we could go ask Uncle Ice if he could make that potion." "Well, I guess so. Let's go! But NEVER wake me up on a Saturday again!"

The kidz klub.

Ice: Since when do they all eat together? Since when does ANYONE in this legacy eat together. I mean, four sims at one table? Is that a record or something.

I think it is. Even when I call the household to the meal, nobody eats together.

"Lose some weight, fatty!"

"Excuse me? Lose the sass, kid!"

Ice: Stash him in the cellar….

Art: I’m sure he was having a bad morning.

Ice: Throw away the key….

I wouldn’t bet; he’s always been like that.

Ice: And leave him to rot. My master plan.

OM NOM NOM

Does anyone remember this kid? No? Me neither.

"As I promised, here Nuffy."

*Kiddles runs up*

"Another of my kind?"

*Fixes hair*

"Hi, my name is Nuffy."

Ice: It’s a SHE?!

Yes! Nuffy’s traits are hydrophobic, excitable, and good. She’s like the polar opposite of Kiddles.

Artemis: She’s so beautiful…. *weeping*

Ice: So?! Why are you crying?

Artemis: SHE’S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.

"What's up with you, goody-two-shoes?!"

Ice: Oh. Didn’t see that coming. Psych!

Art: Don’t be so mean! They’re probably the only ones of their kind!

Art: Since the kids were all grown up and weren’t toddlers any more, we took them to the park! Look at how cute they are!

The Adult Hangout

Hangin' Out

Art: Awww. Look at that. They’re getting along!

Ice: Or so you think, pretty boy.

"Building a castle... la la da."

"This is what I think of your STUPID castle!"

"THIS!"

"Haha!"

"Seriously! What is your problem, you big meanie!"

"I uh... uhm... sorry..."

Art: You know what they say about when little boys and girls fight… in means they ‘like’ each other.

Ice: For pity’s sake, think about it. One’s evil… the other good. I don’t think that’s likely to happen.

Artemis: I think you’re being narrow minded.

Ice: I think you’re an idiot.

Phoebe: I think you should all settle down!

Ice: I think you should go back to your coffin!

Phoebe: Touche.

Ice: Did you forget that I’m not a vampire anymore?

"Pffft. Women. Who needs 'em?"

"We're men!"

Matt:"The manliest of men!" Kiddles: "Say it brothuh!"

Rachel: "So then Alphonse married Lauren and they-"

Kiddles: "RAAHHH!"

*Smashing*

*Huge Smash*

Nuffy: *Starting to cry* "Why do you keep doing this?! *Hic* I just wanna play with Rachel!"

"I-I-I'm s-sorry!"

Art: I still say he’s got a crush on her. They’d be such a cute little couple.

Surprise! This is Agatha’s daughter! Her name is Lacy Aurora. 

Ice: My blue hair seems much more prominent on her.

Other children at the house?! It can only mean one thing!

Art: SLUMMMBAHH PARTAAAYYYY

Spot the difference.

This is one of the questions of this post: Which one is Rachel and which one is a townie? Post your guesses below.

Art: They’re like twins! Sort of. One has that terrified, I’ve just been graped kind of look. And the hair color is kind of different.

*Music blaring*

Of course, at about 2 in the morning some teenager turned on the stereo and everybody woke up. Then they formed this circle thing around the stereo and screamed to the heavens about it.

Art: I wasn’t happy with that teen who crashed the party. The nerve of that girl!

The guys in the house are teens.

Ice: Well that was… anticlimatic.

Yeah. Well, from left to right: Matthew, Brock and Kiddles.

"I feel so badass."

The evil little Menace decided he was too cool for school, so he skipped. And he stayed out past curfew.

Art. That little… little…

Ice: What? Daffodil? Cucumber flower? Anything feminine and generic?

I see some potential spouses!

Ice: Ew. What imbreeding has been going on here?

Teenage Imaginary Friends

Yay! More birthdays! This time, Nuffy and Rachel aged up. And with further ado… I now pronounce… the 8th generation heir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice: You’re kidding me.

Nope! We’re having TRIPLE HEIRS!

Artemis: YES! ALL THE MORE BABIES TO CARE FOR!

Ice: NONONONO! NOT NOW! WE’RE SO CLOSE! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well… you’re probably asking, so here are the traits of the heirs and imaginary friends.

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NUFFY AURORA

Brave

Good

Hydrophobic

Excitable.

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KIDDLES AURORA

Perceptive

Evil

Computer Whiz

Artistic

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MATTHEW AURORA

Loves the Outdoors

Bookworm

Coward

Clumsy

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RACHEL AURORA

No Sense of Humor

Rebellious

Friendly

Clumsy

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BROCK AURORA

Shy

Slob

Couch Potato

Friendly

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And there are your teenagers, but only the three biological children of Art and Juan are the heirs.

$$$$$ICE’S INTERROGATIONS$$$$$

1.) Which of the two children was Rachel?

2.) Can Ice (or me) handle three heirs, three spouses, and however many children there will be?

3.) What will happen between Kiddles and Nuffy?!

Join us next time on the Aurora Legacy!